Joey: Well, who knew? Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY! Ross looks flattered and surprised. [Scene: Ross's room. I'm Phoebe's friend. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place! Well, this is my sickness! Instead of enjoying the sunshine, the weather is rainy. 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. Chandler: Oh, yeah? … Monica: I know (she snuggles to him) 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest. David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. Monica: (sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy! Charlie: What? Chandler: And there's not chance that will work? Just then, Rachel opens the door), (Joey hurriedly stands up, arms akimbo, gives her an embarrassed look and walks away), [Scene: the hotel game room. (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit! Joey: Yeah, yeah. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed), [Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey: I'm so bored! Who is it? Barbados The deal : Barbados reopened to international travelers in July. Joey: You like me? [Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture. Rachel: Oh! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face) (they walk away) (turns the TV off) Ross: (embarassed) Me neither. Meddler! That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion. For Work “Christmas in Barbados I miss being in Barbados in December, That is a time I always remember, The smell of varnish on the wooden floors and the smell of paint on the wooden floors. Dance, Team Names Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him! 214 - The One With The Prom Video Fitness Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! Chandler: That would be advice!! 325 - The One At The Beach (goes to Monica) David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself. (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream) The One in Barbados (Part I) | TBS.com Girls Softball I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. It's fantastic! Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic. (pause) Oh my God! Monica: Make it fifty! Rach, who can you not get? (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is? Theme Names for Corporate Event Charlie, on the other hand, is less than amused with Joey, who along with Rachel keeps laughing at double-sense terms such as "homo erectus." GO, GO, GO! We could read. I though he was soft like you! Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. Monica: So, we're just four losers... SUPER! 316 - The One With The Morning After Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that. David: It's David, actually! Tell me who it is. Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! (Joey smiles at them. Monica: (angry) Ow, what are the chances! 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Ross: Yeah. Got to! 113 - The One With The Boobies I tell you what to do! David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh? Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner. (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. Football Nicknames The final episode of the ninth season. David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself. (Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving) 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. "Doctor Ross Geller". It's fun, yeah! Rachel: Yeah, sure! (they kiss passionately), (Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel What is the National Flower of Barbados? I'm sorry! Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that. Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. Who do you like, who? It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous! 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student Opening credits And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. Chandler: All right Mike, let's get this over with. Part 2 written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel). 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Joey: Ok! And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor. Charlie: I didn't do that. Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home. David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. 1004 - The One With The Cake Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away) Chandler: Tonight?! I've put in four hours! (Someone knocks on the door) That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy. No!") Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married. 901 - The One Where No One Proposes David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say. Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! Rachel looks annoyed). 820 - The One With The Baby Shower 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Rachel: Joey, come on! Chandler: (slaps him on the shoulder) Nice! [Scene: the hotel lobby. They look at each other, embarassed.) (Phoebe kisses him). (There's an awkward moment of silence) Ross: I can't believe this. (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now? Phoebe: Yeah? And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it. Rachel: It's open! 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (Rachel laughs) He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. Mike: (doing Monica and mumbling): Serve the ball, chump. Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! Chandler: It must be a virus. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]. Monica scores and laughs). (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain) Really? Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! Joey: (eagerly) Yeah, who is that? So! Just call her. Monica: Ok! (pause) Or-or not! I hope you told him not to? Um... "Dear..." (he takes the notepad) Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. Chandler: Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...? Rachel: Shoot! Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike! She didn't get any fitter. It can't happen at all! 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus 123 - The One With The Birth (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! Monica: Ooh! E. A Flamingo. Mike scores). So everybody goes home a winner. Phoebe: ... and...? Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! She didn't get any fitter. Joey: Well, who knew? Please, I cannot watch this, let's go. Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you. (pauses) I'm your groupie! Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. (smiles ecstatic). Rachel: Ooh! Monica: Yeah! (Mr. Oberblau giggles) Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up! David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...! Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" David: Why not? Rachel: (puzzled) Who...? Chandler: (nearly whispering) Oh dear God, there's two of them! Want a hint? In 2008, the island had a population of about 284,000 people. (to Monica) You wanna volley a bit for a serve? Monica: (smiling) OK! (goes to Monica), Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? This scar (points to his forehead) is from Pictionary! Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan! Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing! Ross: Yeah? Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend. Monica: (nearly shouting) One thousand... Mike: To see who goes first, you got a quarter? And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (Outside the Central Perk) Joey: He said "erectus"! Phoebe: (pointing at Mike and shouting) I sleep with him! What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like? FunTrivia.com. What are the colours in the Barbados Flag? Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him! Ross: What, oh my God. Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone! Ok? (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully). You got it going on! Monica: No, no, no. "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do". Mike: I'll make it a hundred! 617 - The One With The Unagi Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Its capital and largest city is Bridgetown.The official language of Barbados is English.Barbados is a popular tourist destination. (all the paleontologists laugh) (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David! Choose T-Shirt from: - Werewolves not Swearwolves T-Shirt Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route. Phoebe: (picks up a coin from her bra) Monica, you call it. [Scene: Central Perk] Yeah! Rachel: Ok, I... Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! (he sits beside her and skims through her notes excitedly) Joey: Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who... Phoebe: Mike?? 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was! Chandler: (pointing at her) Oooooooh! I'm back! Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus... Chandler: (to a paleontologist sitting next to him) Not to mention the cold sores. 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. You're gonna go now? (looks at Ross matter-of-factly) 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin AH! 106 - The One With The Butt Why-Why do I miss Mike? Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey). Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'??? There was um... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! You're not getting away that easy. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help! 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place! Joey: I'm so bored! Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice! 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Charlie: Wow! Joey: Oh, oh! Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! I hope you're happy too, honey! Rachel: (nearly whispering) Ok, let's not make a big thing about this! Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails]. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Um, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... um, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work. 416 - The One With The Fake Party (Monica and Phoebe go to one side). 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute? (tickles her a little), Rachel: Joey! Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous! Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here. (Everyone looks at her) I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face). Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one. TV Shows. (Goes to the laptop) At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David) Monica: I can't just walk away! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you. Monica: At least you took me down with you! Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. Rach, who can you not get? Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this. Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" David: Please, you don't have to explain. (they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game) Rachel: What? There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Let's play! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe! Chandler tells him the cause of the breakup between Phoebe and Mike. Rachel: (takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No. Monica: But then how do we know who wins? It was a good trip! Season 1 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End 103 - The One With The Thumb ... 922 - The One With The Donor 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2. Monica: What? It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? (Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David). Rachel: Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer. (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on? Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him? [Scene: the Pharmacist convention. ), [Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe: I love you. It's fun, yeah! This causes Monica to meddle and call up Mike, who sho… Ross's speech is in 45 minutes. Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them? How you doin'? [Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. 917 - The One With the Memorial Service E. Red, Black and White. I shouldn't have said anything! Ross: Oh my God, we did it! Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. What's all your furniture pointed at?? Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]. Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone! 818 - The One In Massapequa 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air. Why not? (They approach the buffet, where a couple of paleontologists are sipping their drinks). Mike: So you forfeit? Efforts are made to ensure the accuracy of the information published, however AXSES Systems Caribbean or Caribbean Dreams cannot be held responsible for any errors. David: That's great! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus! 303 - The One With The Jam Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]. Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe). David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well? (Charlie kisses Ross, they stop for a moment and then he kisses her back) Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! (they clink glasses and drink) That was so amazing! I just heard your speech. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Joey: Kate Miller it is. Joey: It's really gone? I'm sorry, did you say something? 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go? "Doctor Ross Geller". She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. Golf 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani. Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest. Ross: I knew that was him! Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey). 914 - The One With The Blind Dates Joey: Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal! My speech is gone, Chandler! Joey: Yeah, and so funny! She's hidden behind a huge plant] Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? A penis one! Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. For Girls DIAL IT DOWN! 503 - The One Hundredth Ross: "... Sarah. Ross: Yes, please! 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! Joey: Oh well, she said we have nothing in common. Monica: The sun is out! Honey, I'm ok. Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!! Ross: (holding her hand) Hey, you ok? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. Sudden death. This scar (points to his forehead) is from Pictionary! Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...! David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.] I feel so bad! 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Ross: Oh, that's right! Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave) 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... 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